Hi, Im a web developer.

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

If you dont hate programming, then you dont know enough about it.

Programming is the art of doing one thing at a time.

What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.

If you dont care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

Make it work first before you make it work fast.

Hardware eventually fails. Software eventually works.

If it doesnt work, it doesnt matter how fast it doesnt work.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, 'lasagna code'. Too many layers.